Sex toy review: this $6 bullet vibe I got on Amazon.com

➼ I’m not even naming the brand because it doesn’t matter.
➼ My review is: don’t buy a bullet vibe for $5.99
➼ Other vibes are more expensive but you get what you pay for

➼ On the bright side, the numbing vibrations are actually very good pain relief when I use this as a massager for the tension in my shoulders! And on its own, that seems worth the $5.99.
➼ I didn’t pay shipping because I bought over $25 worth of books along with my bullet vibe. One of the books was Rebecca Solnit’s Hope in the Dark. I made all these purchases on the night of the November 6, 2016 election. For obvious reasons in hindsight, Solnit released a new edition soon after (the original version is still good! Just out-of-date). Overall, it was not a night of wise purchases. But my cheap vibe was not the worst decision made by any American person on that date, so.