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My dear bisexual bard Billy Shakespeare, with a cool earring

That is, apparently, the ship name for William Shakespeare (of Sonnet 20 fame) and Christopher “Kit” Marlowe (of “all they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” fame).

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Christopher Marlowe. (He also had a fantastic if somewhat anachronistic depiction by Jamie Campbell Bower in the short-lived TNT series Will)
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This is Sonnet 20.
“Draft,” meanwhile, plays with references to sonnet 144,
in which the poet talks
about his “Two loves,” a young man and a woman, betraying him
in an angsty bisexual anthem.

Aside from them both being quite possibly, in the modern sense, queer men, and boundary-breaking playwrights both working in London in the early 1590s, very close in age, is there any reason to believe these two would have chemistry? I sure think so. Not least because I noticed some lines in each of their plays that would sound just delicious swapped between them–

Marlowe remained close to him, too close to meet his eyes. “Your pardon,” he said without a sign of remorse. His hand cupped Will’s cheek, tracing the bone, leaving another stripe of ink. He felt it drying on his skin, sable heat. He pulled back just enough to see it marking Marlowe’s lips, too.

So it had happened, then.

“Why … my pardon?”

“For the sake of your soul. They say it is a sin.” This time he spoke of damnation with something more gentle than delight, but still not regret, not anything close to it.

No more than Will felt. “If my lips have the sin they took … willingly … ” If some in their wills counted bad what he thought good, they only reckoned up their own abuses; he was that he was. As much a sinner as you, he thought, even if he was in no way as accomplished as this consummate blasphemer. “You wrong yourself too much.”

“A trespass sweetly urged.” His laughter sounded surprised. “Will you give me my sin again?”

“If,” Will said, as surprised himself, uncertain on his feet, but finding words, perhaps by the same ink-dark magic that brought him to this, “you give me my soul again.”

A scent of rosewater and cloves grew stronger as the space between them vanished, as the cool air warmed. Marlowe’s hair was soft against the backs of his fingers, the skin at his jaw and throat rough from the time that had passed since he’d last shaven – something Will had not considered about kissing a man. He ran his fingertips back and forth against the rasp, feeling the hum of Marlowe’s breath beneath. It passed across his lips, too, mingling with his, though Will hardly breathed while he kissed as if truly to retrieve his soul. He tasted the ink staining both their mouths, the richer flavor underneath.

-Thus this excerpt from “Draft,” my story in Cunning Linguists. If you, like me, are a grade-A nerrrd you will notice Kit is saying lines from Romeo and Juliet and Will lines from Doctor Faustus. These guys sure ascribed interesting powers to kisses… cunning linguists indeed.

The collection of stories about sex, storytelling, and speech (or silence*) is now available for preorder in paperback and comes out May 18th–less than a month from now!

The 30 authors are sharing excerpts, their favorite sex scenes they’ve ever read, “dirty” words that give them the shivers (usually in a good way — though not always!) and other fun facts on the New Smut Project blog.

You can find Cunning Linguists now at:

*Speaking of “silence,” I’ll leave you with this second, even steamier except from “Draft”:

A sound shaped itself in Will’s throat — not speech, only proof, surprising even to him, that he still had a voice.

Kit’s hand fastened at the back of his neck, fingers tangling in the curls of his hair, nails passing lightly over soft, vulnerable skin. “Don’t,” he said, “compose poetry now.”

He was right — even all these spilled words whose ink was staining them were meant, in the end, to be acted.

So he did. He let himself move, guided by instinct — nothing in this felt against nature — and by his partner’s guidance.

Cunning Linguists’s Table of Contents and Pre-Orders Up!

I’m thrilled to at last share the list of authors and stories I’ve been editing for the New Smut Project’s fourth anthology, Cunning Linguists.

Language. Literature. Lechery.

Thirty authors, including Rachel Kramer Bussel, Sonni de Soto, Kristan X, and Good Sex Award honorees D. Fostalove and jem zero, share clever, sensual stories of the many ways we communicate about and around our desires. From erotic epistolary tales to queer retellings of classics, this collection bursts with memorable and hot new reading material.

  1. One Tongue – A.C. Quill
  2. Dido Burns – Taylor Verdon
  3. Blue Rising – Max Turner 
  4. Head to Toe – Camille Devine
  5. I Ought to Be Thy Adam – Seb Palumbus
  6. Barako – Rachel Woe
  7. Draft – T.C. Mill
  8. Astronautical Intimacy – Tiana Talaria
  9. Sky-High at Aquarius – jem zero 
  10. The Meaning of Anything – Kristan X 
  11. Muse – Sprocket J. Rydyr 
  12. On the Line – Sonni de Soto
  13. Noi Leggiavamo Per Diletto – Alex Freeman
  14. We’re Not Tentacle Porn – Koji A. Dae
  15. Spark to the Tinder – Cathy Bryant
  16. Written – Ollie Fox
  17. Frontiers – Moxie Marcus
  18. Cave Suckers – Elizabeth A. Allen
  19. Under the Table – Rachel Kramer Bussel
  20. Planet Rolling Over – Peach Berman
  21. Moonlight and Madness – A. Zimmerman
  22. First Time – Alex Yan 
  23. Inkmanship – Melissa Snowdon
  24. Welcome to EvolWorld – Louise Kane
  25. Spell Ling B – D. Fostalove
  26. Unsexed, Sexy – Danny McLaren
  27. The Feeling’s Mutual – D.J. Hodge
  28. The Training of the Tongue – Evadare Volney
  29. More Than Words – Lillian James
  30. Phantom Centre – T.J. Cooke 

Heated banter simmers until the sexual tension boils over. An academic aches with curiosity about the mysterious woman behind the letters she translates–and the mysterious woman working alongside her. Lovers seek a common language after the fall of Babel. Without a physical body, a spaceship’s AI makes love to her captain with words. A domme and her sub negotiate kink titles that reflect all they are to each other. After saving his nonbinary partner, Victor Frankenstein celebrates both erotically and electrically.

Diverse characters find pleasure in body writing, music, virtual realities, fanfiction, first-time phone sex, the queer truth behind local folklore, and reading aloud despite a boyfriend’s best attempts at distraction. Stories ranging from the lighthearted to the bittersweet explore what happens when someone finds just the right thing to say in bed—or says the wrong one—or speaks eloquently without using any words at all.

Preorder links:

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(Update: Gumroad, our platform for direct sales, is phasing out the pre-order option. The ebook version just squeaked in while it was still supported. A paperback order page is up, but with the caveat it’s not an ‘official’ pre-order in the system. This means, unlike when you order the ebook, for paperback your card will be charged when you place the order rather than on the release date in May. I’m also looking into options for more official pre-orders, though Gumroad is still one of the best I’ve seen for coupon codes — and both paperback and ebook pre-orders on Gumroad include a coupon code in their product descriptions, so be sure to take advantage of those!)

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